Monday, 15 December 2008

Kelleh Coombes, PUT THAT DOWN :D

I forgot I had this, whoops.
Was just reading through Matthew Wells' one, it is lovely Matthew, I applaud you.
Holly is currently moaning about growing pains, and kelly has assured her her knees and nipples wont stop growing till she's in her 20's. Riveting.
I've done no work this Communications studies lesson, hey ho.
I made a wallpaper incorporating Britney Spears. HOLLY BROKE HER CHAIR LOLZ.
And now they're playing with the photo booth on the Macs, when will they learn?
OOooooo got a text from Pete, talking about the retardis (think tardis and you'll laugh)
Pete came over this week, what a lovely man, we laughed about catface, magical trevor, achmed the dead terrorist and stuffz.
Charlick came over and ask me to be his boyfriend last night. I said no obviously ;)

Remember kids always wear a condom.
Pete's good in bed also, mmmm men lolz obviously I joke, I don't know if Charlick's good in bed ;)
god I want sex now, I've eaten too much and it's only 12.14 :D

anyways i going now baiiiiiiiiiiiii

catch me on facebook COS MYSPACE IS SHIT NOW :D

Monday, 15 September 2008

"You ate my cat and pissed on my face and laughed!"

Well what's been happening today? Good question chumps, not a lot is the answer.

Got up to a shouty mum telling me she was taking Kelly to school and that I had to get out of bed, which confused cos I thought it was a Sunday ¬_¬
Gorgeous huge McDonald's breakfast, yum :D
Had Communications Studies first lesson with our new teacher Debbie, she wa snice enough, even got distracted by the blimp that flew past the college. Didn't have a fucking clue where the classroom was though so Kelly, Holly and I ended up walking past a classroom with Hulian in it about 5 times prompting me to think he thinks I'm some sort of nonce first year.

In my hour break I decided to do a bit of retail therapy, I was pulling along Kelleh, Wob and Steff around shops wher eWobby and I purchased rolling machines (identical to the one Chuck owns) and I proceeded to buy the following tings:

The Sims 2 Apartment Life
Should You Be Laughing At This by Dagsson (me and Leanne 'Rofl Harris'd' ourselves on the train reading this - everyone should buy it!)
My Godawful Life by Sunny McCreary
We Need To Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver (I seem to have a thing about books with a high school shooting theme - my current book of choice Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult is set around one, no, I'm not getting ideas.)
The Book Thief by Makrus Zusak
Second Chance by Jodi Picoult.

Whilst buying this large array of books me and Kelleh hopped, skipped and jumped at the chance to get application forms for Waterstones - I am in dire need of extra funds I believe.
Me and Wob sat outside of SEEC trying to work the rolling machines, obviously I wa sshit at it and it wasn't until I got home that I could actually use it, with only one in every 5 fags being fucked up beyond even the coastguard rescuing them from down shit creek.
Saw Dreadlock Dave (mmm yum lol) but he failed to deliever upon his promise to come back and see me once he'd been to Gregg's ¬_¬
last lesson = history = graham as teacher = video on Henrician Reformation = uber sleepy time, even though in a cruel twist of fate this seems to be the first history lesson ever wher eI haven't been off to Noddy land.
Think me and Leanne annoyed Charlotte on the trian home by lollin' to the aforementioned book (from which this blog title is schtolen from) but oh well, it'll be fine by tomoz.
once home I've actually done nothing except write this, play the new sims (has slowed down my pc a bit so I r not too happy), read alot of my current book in the vain hope I can actually get cracking with some of my others and had dinner: a shepard's pie that I wasn't particularly looking forward too but actually really enjoyed, thanks ma! :)
Right, gonna wrap this up now cos you're blatez getting bored *lolz at the fact I just acknowledged I think that there is some hope that someone actually reads this shit* and I r dying for the loo and a fag, so see ya :D

p.s. my throat hurts, expect many annoying updates upon this condition come next blog (Y)
over and out -xxx-

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Howdy Boys & Girls

Well hi, I'm not Lily Allen or Jefree Star so I don't know how entertaining this will be but here goes :)

This morning was spent recovering from Emma's fancy dress party, I went as GayMan and fashioned a costume out of tights, boxers and an inside-out McFly t-shirt.
Luckily my hangove rdidn't last too long and I was able to ventur eout with my mother who is going to spend the day with her estranged husband, their two kids and her former family-in-law, I can't imagine how awkward that would have been, I mean, it's awkward enough bumping into exes on the street, let alone spending the day with their family :S
After dropping her off at the meeting point, where she delivered to me £100 which she had promised me for our planned tripped to Lakeside this weekend that never happened, but with a £100 pay out now I'm sure I can deal with the rescheduling.
First on my list of things to do was to purchase some foodz from the local Tesco Express, with a bacon and chicken pasta under my arm I proceeded to go to Hannah's to gain possession of a 50g pack of Golden Virginia, mmmm sweet slowly killing cancer sticks.

Once I got home the day became pretty routine to be honest, played on GTA4 for the first time, I'm not a big fan of GTA games but when they get it right it's actually amazing, might even be better than Vice City, hmmmm.....
Mother's just got back, I'm awaiting her to come into my Cabin (I live in my garden for those not down with the 411) and tell me of her hopefully non-shit day.

College tomorrow, but it's a 10:45 start so I get a bit of a lie in before I have to catch the 9.20 train with lovely little Charlotte :)
Might even be able to squeeze in some book/clothes shopping prior to college. Not that I need any more books or clothes, I've got at least 3 books till to read and piles of clothes that do me fine, but boys gotta have what he wants right?

Talking about things I want, I want the boy I want (...well, duh) but yeah, cos of my silly idea not to ask anyone out cos I've had too many failed relationships cos I ask people out to early so instead I'm going to wait for someone to ask me out, I might not be able to snar ehim as quickly as I would like, I mean I can hardly ask him to ask me out can I?
Grrrr shot myself in the foot there.

Wow I understand why so many people do this now, but not the people who do it cos they think they're famous and that people are actually interested - they iz well sad blud :P But like this venting to no-one in particular, it makes me happy :)

....How emo of me :)

Yes I do :) too much, deal with it :P