DID I NEVER WATCH SUGAR RUSH WHEN IT WAS ON TV?! Fit men, and the women aren't too bad either aha.
Saturday, 19 March 2011
Fitness Update Tiiiiimmmmeee
wow, just seen that even though I had that MASSIVE chinese takeaway last night, because I did lots of exercise yesterday... I actually didn't go over my calorie intake. WHOOP WIN!
Also, I just almost blinded myself in the middle of doing aerobics because of a wayward thumb. And, I've just sat down and my knee kind of locked and so I fell flat on my face. FML.
But oh well, it's all so I can be a gorgeous hunk of man meat again :D
Also, I just almost blinded myself in the middle of doing aerobics because of a wayward thumb. And, I've just sat down and my knee kind of locked and so I fell flat on my face. FML.
But oh well, it's all so I can be a gorgeous hunk of man meat again :D
So, Comic Relief 2011?
Best one I have ever seen I think.
All the VTs made me sob, and I mean it - I actually SOBBED, so much so that by about half 11 my throat was killing me. Although I did not appreciate David Tennant telling me I was a knob, even though I did donate £25.
Smithy's skit was AMAZING, and Miranda was on top for yet again! It's kind of blurred into one for now (had a bit of vino) so expect a better analysis tomorrow :)
All the VTs made me sob, and I mean it - I actually SOBBED, so much so that by about half 11 my throat was killing me. Although I did not appreciate David Tennant telling me I was a knob, even though I did donate £25.
Smithy's skit was AMAZING, and Miranda was on top for yet again! It's kind of blurred into one for now (had a bit of vino) so expect a better analysis tomorrow :)
Friday, 18 March 2011
I'm going to be naughty tonight
and order myself a Chinese. I think I've deserved it, and I want a quiet night in anyway :)
Yes it won't help with the weight loss, but I lost 5.5lbs last week so as long as I lose at least 1lb this week I'll be happy!
Yes it won't help with the weight loss, but I lost 5.5lbs last week so as long as I lose at least 1lb this week I'll be happy!
Five things you will find if you open my bag:
1. Two of those plastic ring things that hold four been cans together.
2. An opened pack of Jempo Plus tissues, of which I have used none and some random bitch when I went to university had one cos she was dribbling down herself.
3. A receipt totalling £17.12 but it doesn't tell me what it is for.
4. A Christmas card from a friend which I've only just this second opened.
5. An empty condom wrapped. Durex of course.
Five things in my bedroom:
1. A stolen massive can of Tresemme hair spray. Gutted Charlotte.
2. A 4 year old sturdy tube of toothpaste that I pretend is a microphone when I'm acting out being Lady GaGa.
3. My Legotorch keyring, which is also attached to my keys.
4. An empty bottle of Grappa, my mum won't let me throw the bottle away cos she brought it in Rome.
5. A letter from Google telling me to spend my £50 AdWords voucher or die.
Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
1. Have a black boyfriend.
2. Write a book.
3. See every fit straight guy I know NEKKID.
4. Be toned.
5. Get a tattoo.
Five things that make me very happy:
1. Alcamafrroooolllll.
2. Cheese.
3. Willy.
4. Cowpat Charlee.
5. When mother tidies my room for me unexpectedly
Five things I’m currently into:
1. Masterbation.
2. Blogging.
3. Weight Loss.
4. Prawns.
5. Money.
Five things on my to-do list:
1. Have a wank.
2. Get some dosh.
3. Get a black boyfriend.
4. Sleep with black boyfriend.
5. Get black boyfriend to go "OHHHH HELLL TO THE NAW."
Five things some people may or may not know about you:
1. My dick is only three inches. From the ground.
2. I wish I was more arty.
3. I desperately want to be rich.
4. I am addicted to Pasta n' Sauce.
5. I like men.
1. Two of those plastic ring things that hold four been cans together.
2. An opened pack of Jempo Plus tissues, of which I have used none and some random bitch when I went to university had one cos she was dribbling down herself.
3. A receipt totalling £17.12 but it doesn't tell me what it is for.
4. A Christmas card from a friend which I've only just this second opened.
5. An empty condom wrapped. Durex of course.
Five things in my bedroom:
1. A stolen massive can of Tresemme hair spray. Gutted Charlotte.
2. A 4 year old sturdy tube of toothpaste that I pretend is a microphone when I'm acting out being Lady GaGa.
3. My Legotorch keyring, which is also attached to my keys.
4. An empty bottle of Grappa, my mum won't let me throw the bottle away cos she brought it in Rome.
5. A letter from Google telling me to spend my £50 AdWords voucher or die.
Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
1. Have a black boyfriend.
2. Write a book.
3. See every fit straight guy I know NEKKID.
4. Be toned.
5. Get a tattoo.
Five things that make me very happy:
1. Alcamafrroooolllll.
2. Cheese.
3. Willy.
4. Cowpat Charlee.
5. When mother tidies my room for me unexpectedly
Five things I’m currently into:
1. Masterbation.
2. Blogging.
3. Weight Loss.
4. Prawns.
5. Money.
Five things on my to-do list:
1. Have a wank.
2. Get some dosh.
3. Get a black boyfriend.
4. Sleep with black boyfriend.
5. Get black boyfriend to go "OHHHH HELLL TO THE NAW."
Five things some people may or may not know about you:
1. My dick is only three inches. From the ground.
2. I wish I was more arty.
3. I desperately want to be rich.
4. I am addicted to Pasta n' Sauce.
5. I like men.
This is what I looked like for my first day of work. Fat and overdressed (look at the apparent size of my fingers! Imagine if I slipped one of them inside you? It'd be like sitting on Tyra Bank's forehead) no wonder none of the octogenarians wanted to ram raid my supple bum’ole in the toilets.
(just kidding, I’m staff, I get to use the fancy toilet with the tumble dryer near it so when you’re having a poo you can rest your head on it and just have your faeces shaken out of you)
Oh yeah, and before I forget
Steve and I broke up last weekend. Been a bummer. But now I can focus on being a slut and learning how to knit forever alone wanking aides.
also got a (very) part-time job today
I am now a barman at a golf club. Most of the guys are very old and obviously hate my hair cut, but there are 2 really fit boys even though one has 90s boyband hair.
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