Paedophilia is a sexuality, didn't ask for it, don't want it. You can't say otherwise because you don't know

You need to get help, and not just from constantly trying to get a reaction out of me, like, you need to see someone that can actually help you.

Ask me anything

If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform? xD

If I could do all the acrobatic shit, that would be AWESOME.

Ask me anything

New Dailybooth

Dailybooth won't allow me to sign into my old Dailybooth account *angry face* so I generously created a new one (so I can procrastinate even more in life) http://dailybooth.com/CarloBooth

MGS4

After having completed Assassin's Creed II finally, I've turned my attention back to MGS4. But I had been stuck on the Eastern European section where you tail the resistance member for about a year and I have't played it since then and had forgotten all of the incredibly hard to follow storyline, so the other day I decided to start a new game.
I've only just got to the bit where you meet up with Rat Patrol and the FROGS storm the hotel place and you are left in the car park.


I want to go and play (I say play, I have given up on sneaking, I just run around with my custom M4 blazing like a motherfucker)... but it's in the bedroom and I'm in the living room..... EFFORT. 

Long Time, No Blog (Shit, The Sims and Books)

I am back!
Well, what has gone down since I galavnated off on holiday with Steve? Well, I have left uni (absolutely hated my course) and am now looking into doing a History or Politics and International Relations degree, hopefully at Canterbury, but I may have to redo my History A-Level... bummer.


History is more of a hobby for me you see, I really, really enjoy reading about it, recently I have just finished two Antonia Fraser books, Cromwell - Our Chief of Men and King Charles II (I would totally recommend Antonia Fraser books to anyone with an interest in history, she really manages to humanise them and bring them to life. I got a D in my History A-Level and I am immensly frustrated by this, I was on target to get a B, but a U in one exam (which everyone on the course got a U in I might add) dragged my grade down below an acceptable level.


In other news my left eye has been annoying me for a period of about 3 weeks now, it's very sore most of the time and once I get back home (I am currently staying at Steve's) I will make a doctor's appointment I think.


I have started a new diet, with the aid of a fitness website and their iPhone app, it's early days yet, but they have a cool ticker thing that shows how close you are to goal weight:

Created by MyFitnessPal - Free Calorie Counter

I have also decided to cut back on my drinking, I've been drinking far too much over the last year, which has not only added to my weight but also to the general feeling of depression that I've had for the past few years. It's not like I'm sitting home cutting myself but I'm not sitting at home loving my life either.


Urgh, sorry for the random off-topicness, but Steve's sister just opened the door to the room that their puppies are in, and everytime she does it the overwhelming smell of shit comes through into this side of the house - it's the only thing I've always hated about being here - the main house smells of animals. Now I've been to houses where people have loads of pets and it doesn't reek of them, so why does his family find it so hard? Of course it doesn't bother them in the main house (we are in an annex) cos the smells filter through into here! How on earth they are going to manage to sell this place with it smelling like animal shit I have no idea.




I hope you have all been reading some goods, I have finished the two aforementioned history books, but I also managed to finish Mrs Fry's Diary based on the Twitter of the fake life of Stephen Fry's secret wife. It was really, really funny for the first few pages, and then it just wasn't... well, let's just say there was a lot of twitter hype surrounding it that I don't agree with. I'd rather just sit and read her Twitter for a while, then you'd get the basic gist.


I am currently reading the second book by Karen Maitland "The Owl Killers: A Novel", which I picked up after having enjoyed her first book "Company of Liars-a Novel of the Plague". Both are set in Medieval times in England, and The Owl Killers is following the story of a rural village who are controlled by these mystical people called The Owl Masters (think about the film The Village and you'll kinda get the idea of what they are) and who have an extreme dislike of the woman who live in a nunnery that isn't a nunnery on the outskirts of town. It was hard to get into, but I'm about halfway through and it's got me semi-gripped - I can put it down easily, but I still want to know what's going to happen.


Besides all the stuff above I've basically been sitting playing The Sims 2 and The Sims 3, whilst on the latter I made me and a group of my friends on it:

It isn't the best job of creating people on the Sims that I've done but I thought it was ok. I built them a house, yet didn't have enough funds for furniture so it stayed empty for a while (I know the money cheats but I just didn't want to use it). This is downstairs:

And this is upstairs:

Of course not having much furniture led the Sims not to be happy chappies:

For some reason my Sim decided to hit on my friends boyfriend, who weirdly i fancy in real life:

And that resulted in Steve and that Sim getting into a scuffle (Notice my Sim not being bothered in the slightest and just continuing to clean the shower):

That wasn't the only sordid affair though, that sim who I had been flirting with, well, his girlfriend got it on with the boyfriend of another sim!

It wasn't all doom and gloom though, they were some real advances in relationships:

And then, on my wedding day, this dozy bint set fire to the kitchen and herself:

And that children, is what happens when you drop out of University and have no life.


So far today I have played a bit on Assassin's Creed II (I'm in Venice, just assassinated Emilio) and my current plans are to do the washing up and phone the Student Finance people at some point.


I know I keep saying this, but I really hope I stick to writing this, it's nice just to unload some things - the house smelling of shit is something I haven't spoken to anyone about so it's nice to get it out there.


Well, I'm off for now. I do hope something interesting happens today or this blog will continue to be as boring as shite :)